Dear Starbucks, Are We Still Friends?

Dear Starbucks,

A little birdie told me something: You are offering a new epicurean delight to your customers. It’s called a cake pop, but you already knew that, didn’t you? I made a special trip to your fancy, recently remodeled location on Orange Avenue for a taste of this delicious goodness, and what did I find? Nothing. There was not a cake pop in sight. 

Did you really think you could get away with this? Did you think I wouldn’t notice the considerable lack of cake pops in your shiny display case? Do you not know me at all? 

I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt and forgive the oversight. Maybe there was some sort of disaster in your cake pop factory, which resulted in a cake pop shortage. It’s also possible that the cake pop truck overturned on the highway during its scheduled cake pop delivery. Or maybe, just maybe, a band of cake pop thieves intercepted the cake pop drop-off and they are being sold on the black market. Anything is possible when it comes to cake pops. 

I don’t want this little incident to come between us, but just so you know: I’ll be back. You better not let this happen again. Or else. 

Lots of Love,

Morgan


22 Comments

  • xenypoo

    Libs, knowing the following is true, and Hillary possibly having involvement, will you still vote for her?
    The following is a list of dead people connected with Bill Clinton:

    James McDougal – Clinton’s convicted Whitewater partner died of an
    apparent heart attack, while in solitary confinement. He was a key
    witness in Ken Starr’s investigation.

    Mary Mahoney – A former White House intern was murdered July 1997 at a
    Starbucks Coffee Shop in Georgetown. The murder happened just after
    she was to go public with her story of sexual harassment in the
    White House.

    Vince Foster – Former White House counselor, and colleague of Hillary
    Clinton at Little Rock’s Rose law firm. Died of a gunshot wound to
    the head, ruled a suicide.

    Ron Brown – Secretary of Commerce and former DNC Chairman. Reported to
    have died by impact in a plane crash. A pathologist close to the
    investigation reported that there was a hole in the top of Brown’s
    skull resembling a gunshot wound. At the time of his death Brown
    was being investigated, and spoke publicly of his willingness to
    cut a deal with prosecutors.

    C. Victor Raiser II – & – Montgomery Raiser –Major players in the
    Clinton fund raising organization died in a private plane crash in
    July 1992.

    Paul Tulley – Democratic National Committee Political Director found
    dead in a hotel room in Little Rock, September 1992. Described by
    Clinton as a " Dear friend and trusted advisor".

    Ed Willey – Clinton fund raiser, found dead November 1993 deep in the
    woods in Virginia of a gunshot wound to the head. Ruled a suicide.
    Ed Willey died on the same day his wife Kathleen Willey claimed
    Bill Clinton groped her in the oval office in the White House. Ed
    Willey was involved in several Clinton fund raising events.

    Jerry Parks – Head of Clinton’s gubernatorial security team in Little
    Rock. Gunned down in his car at a deserted intersection outside
    Little Rock. Parks’ son said his father was building a dossier on
    Clinton. He allegedly threatened to reveal this information. After
    he died the files were mysteriously removed from his house.

    James Bunch – Died from a gunshot suicide. It was reported that he had
    a "Black Book" of people containing names of influential people who
    visited prostitutes in Texas and Arkansas.

    James Wilson – Was found dead in May 1993 from an apparent hanging
    suicide. He was reported to have ties to Whitewater.

    Kathy Ferguson – Ex-wife of Arkansas Trooper Danny Ferguson died in
    May 1994 was found dead in her living room with a gunshot to her
    head. It was ruled a suicide even though there were several packed
    suitcases, as if she was going somewhere. Danny Ferguson was a
    co-defendant along with Bill Clinton in the Paula Jones lawsuit.
    Kathy Ferguson was a possible corroborating witness for Paula
    Jones.

    Bill Shelton – Arkansas state Trooper and fiance of Kathy Ferguson.
    Critical of the suicide ruling of his fiance, he was found dead in
    June, 1994 of a gunshot wound also ruled a suicide at the gravesite
    of his fiance.

    Gandy Baugh – Attorney for Clinton friend Dan Lassater died by jumping
    out a window of a tall building January, 1994. His client was a
    convicted drug distributor.

    Florence Martin – Accountant sub-contractor for the CIA related to the
    Barry Seal Mena Airport drug smuggling case. Died of three gunshot
    wounds.

    Suzanne Coleman – Reportedly had an affair with Clinton when he was
    Arkansas Attorney General. Died of a gunshot wound to the back of
    the head, ruled a suicide. Was pregnant at the time of her death.

    Paula Grober – Clinton’s speech interpreter for the deaf from 1978
    until her death in December 9, 1992. She died in a "one car" car
    accident.

    Danny Casolaro – Investigative reporter. Investigating Mena Airport
    and Arkansas Development Finance Authority. He slit his wrists,
    apparent suicide in the middle of his investigation.

    Paul Wilcher – Attorney investigating corruption at Mena Airport with
    Casolaro and the 1980 "October Surprise" was found dead on a toilet
    June 22, 1993 in his Washington DC apartment. Had delivered a
    report to Janet Reno 3 weeks before his death.

    Jon Parnell Walker – Whitewater investigator for Resolution Trust
    Corp. Jumped to his death from his Arlington, Virginia apartment
    balcony August 15, 1993 Was investigating Morgan Guarantee scandal.

    Barbara Wise – Commerce Department staffer. Worked closely with Ron
    Brown and John Huang. Cause of death unknown. Died November 29,
    1996. Her bruised nude body was found locked in her office at the
    Department of Commerce.

    Charles Meissner – Assistant Secretary of Commerce who gave John Huang
    special security clearance, died shortly thereafter in a small
    plane crash.

    Dr. Stanley Heard – Chairman of the National Chiropractic Health Care
    Advisory Committee died with his attorney Steve Dickson in a small
    plane crash. Dr. Heard, in addition to serving on Clinton’s
    advisory council personally treated Clinton’s mother, stepfather
    and brother.

    Barry Seal – Drug running pilot out of Mena Arkansas, Death was no
    accident.

    Johnny Lawhorn Jr. – Mechanic, found a check made out to Clinton in
    the trunk of a car left in his repair shop. Died when his car hit a
    utility pole.

    Stanley Huggins – Suicide. Investigated Madison Guarantee. His report
    was never released.

    Hershell Friday – Attorney and Clinton fund raiser died March 1, 1994
    when his plane exploded.

    Kevin Ives & Don Henry – Known as "The boys on the track" case.
    Reports say the boys may have stumbled upon the Mena Arkansas
    airport drug operation. Controversial case where initial report of
    death was due to falling asleep on railroad track. Later reports
    claim the 2 boys had been slain before being placed on the tracks.
    Many linked to the case died before their testimony could come
    before a Grand Jury.

    THE FOLLOWING SIX PERSONS HAD INFORMATION ON THE IVES / HENRY CASE:

    Keith Coney – Died when his motorcycle slammed into the back of a
    truck July, 1988

    Keith McMaskle – Died–stabbed 113 times, Nov, 1988.

    Gregory Collins – Died from a gunshot wound January 1989.

    Jeff Rhodes – He was shot, mutilated and found burned in a trash dump
    in April 1989.

    James Milan – Found decapitated. Coroner ruled death due to natural
    causes.

    Jordan Kettleson – Was found shot to death in the front seat of his
    pickup truck in June 1990.

    Richard Winters – Was a suspect in the Ives / Henry deaths. Was
    killed in a set-up robbery July 1989

    THE FOLLOWING CLINTON BODYGUARDS ARE DEAD:

    Major William S. Barkley Jr.
    Captain Scott J. Reynolds
    Sgt. Brian Hanley
    Sgt. Tim Sabel
    Major General William Robertson
    Col. William Densberger
    Col. Robert Kelly
    Spec. Gary Rhodes
    Steve Willis
    Robert Williams
    Conway LeBleu
    Todd McKeehan
    You all are using a computer. Investigate yourself, Libs, if you didn’t like it that I did it in your stead. There are dates and names listed, with lots of info. Go to, go to.
    I knew Libs would not understand the question! I have never directly accused either Hill, or Bill of murder, only the suspicion all of these deaths cause. Did I say Bill off-ed these people? The truth that they are dead, is what the question is about, and the POSSIBILITY that in some way Hillary, may have been involved. I asked another question yesterday, "Do you think?" refering to Liberals. I meant it as a joke, but apparently, it isn’t a joke a t all, but the truth, again. <SIGH>

  • Armygirl91

    Hill and Bill could have done away with Santa Claus and libs would still vote for her. Yes, they are that stupid!
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  • mtmeggido

    how many people do you know who have died? how many people do you know who WILL die? and the clintons know a lot more people than you do. there is a mystery murder website for the bush gang too.

    lol.

    bush has killed 600,000 over a lie.
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  • shut up dummy

    lmao, armygirl cracks me up, i dont think libs will vote for her, shes dumber than flip flop kerry when it comes to the issues… lmao
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  • ohbrother

    Someone will undoubtedly give you the Snopes web site. If you read it, it is just one persons opinion.
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  • Lindsey G

    Save your argument for someone else…I never planned on voting for her in the first place.
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  • naked

    mtmeggido just refuses to get it, typical how libs can rationalize anything that ends with a (D).
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  • eric l

    Are you right winger nut cases so paranoid that you actually believe Hilary ans Bill kill all politicians that they deal with? That a Governor from Arkansas could kill all these people and not one case of murder could be made against them?

    I relay mean this! You need help. It is called paranoia. There are treatments if you get psychological help now.
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  • Bush Invented the Google

    Ah, yes. The old "All of these people would be alive today if the Clintons weren’t murderers" argument.

    That list seems impressive until one begins to research the ACTUAL circumstances surrounding each "murder," and then rational people realize that the list was compiled by an irrational, desperate neocon trying to grasp at any straw that might change someone’s vote.

    Yes, I still support Hillary. Because your list is complete crap.
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  • Kelly B

    I have this list too.

    I think I saved it the last time you posted it.

    Soon hopefully very soon everyone will come to realize that BOTH parties are complicit in the corruption of our government!!

    I am a lifelong liberal Democrat.

    Hillary and Bill are just as much part of the problem with this economic globalization as the Bush family is. Bill signing NAFTA into law secured this belief for me.
    Why would a Democrat President sign this sellout of American manufacturing that was designed and originated by GHW Bush a Republican President?
    In fact it you could probably find connections to just about every government official and corruption for Corporate America!
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  • crabby_blindguy

    A: that’s a crock.

    B: How abut a list of the people provably dead because of neoconservative and Bush corruption–why not list the names of the almost 4000 American soldiers who have died for bush’s lies that got us into Iraq.

    And the 1000+ who died in New Orleans because of his political pal Mike Brown

    And the miners who died in Utah and West Virginia because the neocons wo’t allow the Mine Safety people to enforce the LAW.

    etc., etc., etc.
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  • artgurrl

    Could you prove that Clinton had connections to this? Can you prove that Hillary has connections to this. BTW, Vince Foster and Hillary were very very close friends. There is no evidence that she would have harmed a hair on his head let alone kill him. Please provide proof of this. There are more connections of Bush sr. being tied to the assasination of JFK than any thing you have provided as ‘proof’ here. BTW, I’m not voting for Hillary and I never intended too in the first place. But if you’re going to post such ridiculous stuff, please provide the proof behind it.

    Here’s proof that your conspiracy theories are nothing but a bunch of b.s:
    http://www.snopes.com/politics/clintons/bodycount.asp
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  • nolajazzyguide

    Hillary Clinton will NOT be around to try to take the 2008 election, trust me. She will be prosecuted for TREASON and a host of other crimes. The Clintons, Bushies, Rummy, RIce, and Gonzales, along with most of the presidential candidates will ALL be prosecuted. Plus a lot of others. The Big Changes are a-coming.
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  • John S

    When you add to that list the people and their crimes that Bill has given pardons to it almost seems they have surpassed shrubs arranged murders performed on 9/11.
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  • Noah H

    Non-sense. A good number of the people mentioned never actually existed. Propaganda is a wonderful thing..all you have to do is ‘suggest’ that Bill Clinton and/or Hillary Clinton somehow managed to put out contracts on several dozen people and suddenly it becomes the ‘truth’. It’s not, but that’s not the point. The point, because the reactionaries of the current GOP really can’t justify any of their goofy policies or even their politics,must resort to ‘character assassination’. Now if you could produce real proof even on one single assassination, then you’d have a case. You guys have to come to grips that this kind of BS cuts both ways…make this kind of politics standard operating proceedure and the entire system grinds to a halt….and for what? Who would actually gain? In the end, nobody and everyone will lose. Also, should you be of the ‘christian’ persuasion, ‘bearing false witness’ is a sin……worse, you could get sued for slander. If it’s the ‘truth’, tell it like it is…if it’s not….don’t do it!
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  • Barry

    Now you know why Bill Clinton had Janet Reno fire "all" 93 U.S. Attorneys as one of his first acts as President !! So he could replace them with attorneys that were under his control , so none of these murders of people that had information & knowledge of Clinton`s lawlessness could be investigated to the fullist extent of the law !!
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    The Vince Foster case is especially interesting in the fact that he is the only murdered Government employee that never had the FBI called in to investigate the death ! Why would Bill Clinton not want the FBI in on this case ? Why was Clinton & his cronie AG Reno OK with the "Park Police" handling a murder investigation of a Government Official and not the FBI ??

  • thrillhaus

    Let me see if I understand your premise correctly:

    Clinton couldn’t get a blow job from someone who wasn’t his wife without having millions of dollars wasted investigating it, but he apparently had dozens of people offed and not a single reputable media outlet or prosecuter sees fit to investigate? Yeah, that seems pretty likely.
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  • rmagedon

    That is what I would term a lot of smoke, in that were there is smoke there is usually fire.

    However there are much more provable things that would make anyone who is not brainwashed vote against this person, and I use the term person loosely in her case.
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